Java Aficionados Pillows

School of Baristas

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You've had enough!'

'You've had enough.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

This coffee can keep you up

The Coffee Tattoo

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

The boss and her baby

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'