Techy With A Twist Mugs

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"It's a wireless mouse...filed with catnip!"

The Anti-Agent

The Googler

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Unicorn in the Woods

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"The record player is skipping again."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

'I've given the computer artificial intelligence and it can think.' - 'I think you're probably a fine scientist but, as a person, you're a jerk!'