Techie Team Gifts

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

Polly txt speak

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

All the apps hidden within a phone

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Fact amnesty"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

S.S.dot.com

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

I've always been slower than computers...

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Statue of liberty selfie

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."