Sporty Techie Gifts

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

The Googler

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

One-man band - One-man office

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A man shoots at a drone.

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Sport

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'Data Dude' magazine.

'Ignore the purple stain - that's just my Blackberry going off.'

Sports and new technologies

Formula One Therapy

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

"Too much information."

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Antenna Yoga.

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

The Grazer App

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

City Marathon.