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'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

The Googler

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

One-man band - One-man office

Sport

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'Data Dude' magazine.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Formula One Therapy

Sports and new technologies

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

"Too much information."

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Antenna Yoga.

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

The Grazer App

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.