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'Cool! Hold long does it hold a charge?'

'Time out! The cursor is frozen!'

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Gadget geek.

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Artificial Isle

'I need a smarter computer.'

'I am not a robot.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Deregulated Baseball