Golf Techie T-Shirts

'I like to stay connected 247.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"You have a good lie."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Formula One Therapy

Golfer Hits Frog.

STRIP Woman cyclists wins race

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

Charlie is a 'scratch' golfer.

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Cricketer at computer - Net Practice

'He has a very technical approach to the game.'

For men, it's a tiny leap from this club...to this club!

Busy man

'Time out! The cursor is frozen!'

Extreme Golf

'Cool! Hold long does it hold a charge?'

"And make sure ya mobiles are off!"