Techie Team Pillows

Polly txt speak

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Fact amnesty"

S.S.dot.com

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

I've always been slower than computers...

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."