Tech Talk Enthusiast Gifts

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"Do you think computers will take our jobs?"

The use of jargon seemed to be getting worse.

'You're insecure because your data is unsecured.'

'This is Gloria, our Network Administrator, and next to her is Henry, the translator.'

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

"To dispatch user onset and accutate application options, impact the transformational trigger on your appliance extension input manager?"

Maybe Those Bots Can Be Used for Good

'...Nobody understands you, you're an IT consultant.'

"Oh, Johnny. I feel like I'm beginning to know you almost as well as Facebook does!"

"Is he from another planet...?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.