Tech Talk Enthusiast Gifts

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"Do you think computers will take our jobs?"

The use of jargon seemed to be getting worse.

'You're insecure because your data is unsecured.'

'This is Gloria, our Network Administrator, and next to her is Henry, the translator.'

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

"To dispatch user onset and accutate application options, impact the transformational trigger on your appliance extension input manager?"

'...Nobody understands you, you're an IT consultant.'

"Oh, Johnny. I feel like I'm beginning to know you almost as well as Facebook does!"

"Is he from another planet...?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."