Technical Talk Lover Pillows

I've always been interested in the manufacture of sproket head gaskets.

MOT testing

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"We don't talk anymore."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Moon Lander

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

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'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

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