Tech-savvy Readers Gifts

Summer reading for the family.

'Well, I'll sign your kindle version if you want me to, but won't that ruin the viewing area?'

Place Head in 3-D Printer: Wacko Idea #24 for short staffed agencies.

"It's by A.I. Milne."

'Will a E-Reader improve my D-Reading to A-Reading?'

'Read ALL about IT! On ALL your !!#@X!! fancy Modern-day electronic devices,YA CHEAPSKATES!!'

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

Gen-Next Library

e-shoes

'There's nothing on.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Two Generations of Readers

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

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'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Early Learning Today

Downloads.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.