Tech-savvy Wordsmith Pillows

The Ebookmobile

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

Reading my Critics

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Cat Towels

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Best Seller

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

I've always been slower than computers...

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Sharp Eyes

Noah posted his first tweet.

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

A Poet

'He never listened to his mother!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

You trip on it, you buy it.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."