Tech-savvy Poet Pillows

'That 3,000 word poem was very sweet. However, did you have to send it by text message? It took me 12 hours to read it.'

The Near-Epic Fail of Romeo and Juliet

(Ahem) Dear Patrons, an announcement: My new collection of spoken-word poetry drops next week. Three hours of rhythmic wisdom accompanied by the constant sound of an iMac booting up … and I'm about to treat you all to a free sneak preview. Get back to work. AHEM ...

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

I've always been slower than computers...

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Noah posted his first tweet.

Computer Music

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"The times – They have a changed."

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"It's obviously an original."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'