Tech-savvy Poet Pillows

'That 3,000 word poem was very sweet. However, did you have to send it by text message? It took me 12 hours to read it.'

The Near-Epic Fail of Romeo and Juliet

Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Hey ChatGPT, compose an eloquent and poetic courtship monologue."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"It's obviously an original."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol

Knights of the iPhone