Tech-savvy Textmaster Prints

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'You're texting? Wait--'

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

An ellipsis in the sky

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

Shark SMS Text

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'OMG!'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'