Text Messaging Maestro Pillows

'With all the texting I do, it's the only way I know how to type.'

Text Culture

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Target your message

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"My best friend is my phone."

'You're texting? Wait--'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Cool game!"

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

'You've been texting during work hours again!. . . Your keypad is still warm!'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

Sylvia helped Robert to edit one of his memos.

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

"No...I said aperitif!!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

"If we stay on message, I think our silo can puncture their balloon."