Mixed Message Aficionado Gifts

'The whole knack, right,is to send out the right message.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'It's for you.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"Hold still - almost done."

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"You said you wanted an Easter-related present."

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

'I did not call you a 'bar fly'! I said; 'I'll be back, briefly'.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

'Oh Joy! Someone just spoke to me! In words!'

'It's all been said already.'

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel