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"Where do you see yourself in five minutes?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Creativity 2.0

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Geek on Wheaties Box.

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

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"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Mother and child buying cereal.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

The breakfast of teens.

'Hey, milk!'

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'See, money can buy happiness and I have a dollar off coupon, too!'

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"