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Boy and girl at thier studies

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Family with pets.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Raining

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Plasma Ball

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Sinalization.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Man selling dirt and mud.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Mobius Comic Strip.

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

The Polygon family at home

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'