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'There's more money in back issues!'

Apples for sale

Boy and girl at thier studies

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Family with pets.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Raining

Listening to Coldplay.

Plasma Ball

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Sinalization.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Man selling dirt and mud.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Mobius Comic Strip.

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

Commuters dancing in the rain.

The Polygon family at home

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

"I think they've watered down the beer."