Eucalyptus Lover Gifts

Koalas

Deforestation.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

First love.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The USA...

Recycled passion.

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'I told you it would fit.'

'My final offer.'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Spotted Owl Migration

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Eyes on the Forest Floor