Eucalyptus Lover T-Shirts

Koalas

Deforestation.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

First love.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The USA...

Fox hunting.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Recycled passion.

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'My final offer.'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Spotted Owl Migration

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"