Eucalyptus Appreciator T-Shirts

Classic Koala. Diet Koala.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"You've changed."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Laboratory Retriever

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Say cheese!

Tortured Plank

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Paving over the window-box

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

David Attenborough

Edvard Grieg.

Things we need to acknowledge

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Get ready."

Musical Dog

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Botanical violinist

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

Your insurance doesn't cover leeches, but some patients are reporting good outcomes with the escargot.

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Flinging Poo.

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'