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Mostly Mozart

Edvard Grieg.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"You've changed."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I speak Latin, you know."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"My kid could do that."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Teenage Shakespeare

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Couple in Grey

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Giuseppe Verdi

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Vegetarian Heaven

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Perpetual Motion.

Norma

Baby