Eucalyptus Appreciator Gifts

Classic Koala. Diet Koala.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"You've changed."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Laboratory Retriever

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Say cheese!

Tortured Plank

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Edvard Grieg.

Paving over the window-box

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Things we need to acknowledge

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Get ready."

Musical Dog

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Botanical violinist

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Flinging Poo.

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

Nelly Copter