Cephalopod Lover Gifts

"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Football Chameleon

Surfing koala.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Koala

Crocodile

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Scientist seen on loch.

The USA...

"You've got a friend in me."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

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