Cephalopod Fan Gifts

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

'Your feet can hurt, or you can have a headache. Whn you're a cephalopod, that's about it.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Wolf Karaoke

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"This will sting a bit."

"Meow"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Civilized Salmon

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Think about the honey."