Cephalopod Fan Gifts

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

'Your feet can hurt, or you can have a headache. Whn you're a cephalopod, that's about it.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Wolf Karaoke

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"This will sting a bit."

"Meow"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Civilized Salmon

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'