Cephalopod Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't see the problem.'

"No, you can't have the giant squid section unti I'm done with it."

"My friends call me Rorschach."

"Mum, spiders have eight legs: does it mean we're related to the octopus?"

Octo-Pirate

I don't know who the new guy is, but the kids sure love him.

"You're all arms Rodney."

"It's 'cuttlefish.' Two Ts. You want warm and cuddly, you should've gotten a cat!"

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

Octopus gets tickled pink

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Casting in the swamp.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"This is my man cave."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

"Something nocturnal."

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."

Octopus in the bleachers.

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."