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'I don't see the problem.'

"No, you can't have the giant squid section unti I'm done with it."

"My friends call me Rorschach."

"Mum, spiders have eight legs: does it mean we're related to the octopus?"

Octo-Pirate

"You're all arms Rodney."

"It's 'cuttlefish.' Two Ts. You want warm and cuddly, you should've gotten a cat!"

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

Octopus gets tickled pink

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"This is my man cave."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Casting in the swamp.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Something nocturnal."

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

For services to Tourism. . .

Black Widow Diet

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Octopus in the bleachers.

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

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