Cephalopod Admirer T-Shirts

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Octopus is hooked up to ink I.V. in hospital bed.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

A magician saws in half an octopus

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Baroque Peacock

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

Espresso Martini Peacock

Caterpillar Portrait

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Pray for me.'

Prosecco Peacock

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"You've changed."

A Venus cow trap.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Shark infested custard!

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'