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"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Save Our Universe

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

It's for you.

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Octopus gets tickled pink

Enemies of the Earth

A magician saws in half an octopus

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

'I don't see the problem.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

"I love a scary film"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

"You're all arms Rodney."

Man standing at a railway station.

"I identify as it/it."

Take us to the Younglings!

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.