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"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Save Our Universe

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Octopus gets tickled pink

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Enemies of the Earth

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

A magician saws in half an octopus

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'I don't see the problem.'

"I love a scary film"

Man standing at a railway station.

"You're all arms Rodney."

"I identify as it/it."

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."