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"Bloody caravans!"

"I think the soup might be just a bit too salty."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Come dine with me!

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"You do like octopus?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Butterflies

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Let me introduce my other half."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."