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"Bloody caravans!"

"I think the soup might be just a bit too salty."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Come dine with me!

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"You do like octopus?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Butterflies

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

Slugfest!

"Let me introduce my other half."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Bees v Wasps