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'Yes, we all have gendre-neutral names: We're hermaphrodites you see...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

"You do like octopus?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Table Of The Elephants

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

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"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'