Gastropod Aficionado Gifts

'Yes, we all have gendre-neutral names: We're hermaphrodites you see...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"You do like octopus?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Before/After

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Pope tarts.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Table Of The Elephants

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Classic Emojis for sale.

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

Boy defends his last fry.