Gastropub Fan Gifts

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

Before/After

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

'I brew it myself.'

"It's fondue night!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Extreme Imbibing.

Pub Grub

Warming hands over soup.

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

"Bloody caravans!"

'Yes, we all have gendre-neutral names: We're hermaphrodites you see...'

"Get lost, you bum!"

"Could sir kindly eat more slowly, the signature dish takes a rather long time to make."

Firewood for Sale

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

DRAFT BOARD

"I think the soup might be just a bit too salty."

'Trevor? Yes, he's in the Red Lion.'

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

Repair of gastronomic centers

"I hope they don't sit here they always try to set me off."

"So, that was a gastropub...well, the were right about the gas part!"

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"