Gastronomy Fan Gifts

Before/After

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

Repair of gastronomic centers

Come dine with me!

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Will work for Food Network.

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"More croutons, sir?"