Gastropub Fan Mugs

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

Before/After

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I brew it myself.'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

"It's fondue night!"

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Extreme Imbibing.

Pub Grub

Warming hands over soup.

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

Guest Beers / Guest Beer Belly

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'

"Bloody caravans!"

"Could sir kindly eat more slowly, the signature dish takes a rather long time to make."

'It was the menu in this pub that drove me to drink...'

'Yes, we all have gendre-neutral names: We're hermaphrodites you see...'

"Get lost, you bum!"

Firewood for Sale

"I think the soup might be just a bit too salty."

Repair of gastronomic centers

"I hope they don't sit here they always try to set me off."

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

"So, that was a gastropub...well, the were right about the gas part!"

Sketches by Boz - Coal-Heavers Drinking in Scotland Yard Pub