Gastro-comic Fan Gifts

'I brew it myself.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Before/After

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Batman O' War

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

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