Octopus Aficionado Gifts

'Would you mind popping this octopus back under the grill for a few minutes.'

"You do like octopus?"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"Would you mind cooking my calamari a bit longer?"

'Only one arm rest? Sheesh! Airlines are getting so cheap!'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'Blast it, Johnson, you're just not putting your best leg forward!'

'Oh maaaan. Not again!!'

Get a rockpool!

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Cook and Octopus

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Wordless - Monster on board

octopus knitting a jumper...

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'...Do not feed the bears'

The USA...

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers