Octopus Aficionado Prints

'Would you mind popping this octopus back under the grill for a few minutes.'

"You do like octopus?"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Only one arm rest? Sheesh! Airlines are getting so cheap!'

'Blast it, Johnson, you're just not putting your best leg forward!'

'Oh maaaan. Not again!!'

Get a rockpool!

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Cook and Octopus

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

octopus knitting a jumper...

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

The USA...

'...Do not feed the bears'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Making fun of Starfish.