Octopus Enthusiast Prints

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

Octopus-bagpipes

'Hello, Room Service?'

Octopus Pickpocket

Octopus Drummer

"I'm just doing this until my album breaks!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."

"Well, your posture needs work, but I can't fault you for eye-contact."

Writer

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Octopus in the bleachers.

'How's your octopus?'

'Your network administrator is here.'

'I just want to know. When did 'Octomorn' become such a bad thing?'

'Can't wait to get my arms around you....'

Octopus has Manicure.

Live Bait.

Soon Daryl would learn to hate playing hide and seek with the Octopus.

Rain.

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

No, dear, that's still not ink - and I'm starting to think you're doing that on purpose.

Hi, this is click-whistle-chirp. Hi. … wait, who? Did you know humans are not the only sentient species on earth? Almost every species is sentient, contrary to thousands of years of racist propaganda. They think, they feel pain, they act with intent, they feel emotions ... especially the octopods. Never get on an octopus's bad side. House of Java Cybercafe. They've just never felt the needs to speak human languages before. Before? Before what? ... Wait ... am I talking to a dolphin? The sentient

I'm missing an eighth sock again.

"This I like."

"I hope it's not socks again."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"You do like octopus?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

A mother and baby elephant

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.