Octopus Devotee Gifts

"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

"You do like octopus?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Canine Companion

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

No Soliciting

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."