Arthropod Lover Gifts

Millipede: 'OH, Brother!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

The prying mantis,

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Crocodile

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"She's a natural!"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Scientist seen on loch.

The USA...

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"You've got a friend in me."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Looks like someone got lucky."