Arthropod Admirer Gifts

"It's absolutely brilliant."

Centipede High Fives.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

A little bird told me...

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Caterpillar Portrait

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Honey Wallah

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Pray for me.'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"You've changed."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

A Venus cow trap.