Arthropod Admirer Gifts

"It's absolutely brilliant."

Centipede High Fives.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

A little bird told me...

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

Exciting potato bugs.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

Turtle Trailer Court

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Caterpillar Portrait

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

Comb Sweet Comb

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Pray for me.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"You've changed."