Centipede Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"You do like octopus?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"She's a natural!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Cook and Octopus

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Centaur Sprinter

octopus knitting a jumper...

Get a rockpool!

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Octopus gets tickled pink

A centi-stampede.

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."

Octopus in the bleachers.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'Hello, Room Service?'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

'Can't wait to get my arms around you....'

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

Centaur Driver

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

Writer

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."