Centipede Enthusiast Mugs

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"You do like octopus?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"She's a natural!"

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Centaur Sprinter

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Cook and Octopus

Get a rockpool!

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Octopus gets tickled pink

Octopus in the bleachers.

A centi-stampede.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'Hello, Room Service?'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"Would you mind cooking my calamari a bit longer?"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Centaur Driver

Writer

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'Can't wait to get my arms around you....'

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'