Centipede Fans T-Shirts

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Financing Nemo

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

Le Roi Kong

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

"I want to be irresistible to women."

Cross Platform.

'Your feet can hurt, or you can have a headache. Whn you're a cephalopod, that's about it.'

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

"Ron was abandoned as a baby and raised by dung beetles."

Snakes on a Train

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

'Hi. I'm on the terrain...'

"Typical - whenever there's an election politicians move closer to the centaur."

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'