Centipede Fans T-Shirts

Shoes. I got shoes with velcro straps. I figure it'll save me a couple of hours a day.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

Le Roi Kong

Financing Nemo

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

"I want to be irresistible to women."

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

Cross Platform.

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'Your feet can hurt, or you can have a headache. Whn you're a cephalopod, that's about it.'

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

"Ron was abandoned as a baby and raised by dung beetles."

Snakes on a Train

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.

Fearless Frog Part 4

"Typical - whenever there's an election politicians move closer to the centaur."

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

'Hi. I'm on the terrain...'