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Financing Nemo

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Filet minion

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

I told you we were late!

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Civilized Salmon

"Meow"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

I'm Spartacus.

Fresh fish

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Fish mobsters.