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'On the positive side, male black widow spiders don't have to worry about sexually transmitted diseases.'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

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Hermit Crabapple Tree

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"This will sting a bit."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Civilized Salmon

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Meow"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Think about the honey."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

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