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'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!'

Scorpion Pranks

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'At ease, soldier.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"You need a mint."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Blatant competition in nature.

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Corn Lizard