Arachnid Aficionados Gifts

'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!'

Scorpion Pranks

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Comb Sweet Comb

'At ease, soldier.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"You need a mint."

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Spider Press-Ups

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Back to work, McFly! You're spending too much time on that screen saver...'

Blatant competition in nature.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Corn Lizard