Arachnid Enthusiasts Gifts

Spider trap.

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

'I'm thinking of leaving my man.'

"Insects? No, my mum is teaching me how to catch birds!"

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"This is my man cave."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Blatant competition in nature.

Spider Press-Ups

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Wow! Check out the body on this one."

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

"Arachnophunnies"

Black Widow Diet

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'What luck!'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.